The Better Party is now Ballot-Qualified in Missouri

Posted on by May 3, 2024

On May 3, the Missouri Secretary of State said that the Better Party is now a ballot-qualified party.  It needed 10,000 valid signatures and the petition has been verified.

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The Better Party is now Ballot-Qualified in Missouri — 76 Comments

  1. This is news? I think the GOP has been on in MO for a while. Unfortunately, (D) worse party is still on the ballot too.

  5. Are they a truly independent party or are they a vehicle for RFK, Jr?

  7. Will they coendorse Biden? Do they support Bidenomics and Joementum? Do they support Making Ukraine Great Again? Do they welcome the Newcomers?

  8. What’s their position on the J6 Orange Revolution? Shooting puppies?

  9. Do they condemn torturing pro Hamas protesters with Bananas?

  12. What is there position on the untifada, death to Israel, death to Jews and death to Americans?

  14. Will any of them meet with libertarians in DC may 23-6 to see about all getting behind Trump to save America from Xi and Biden?

  18. Position on trans rights in bathrooms, locker rooms, sports teams? Repealing 14th-17th, 19th, 22nd-24th, 26th amendments?

  19. Do you guys think that “Make Ukraine Great Again” realizes that Mike Johnson and Trump (who endorsed Mike Johnson) are Ukraine simps just like Biden?

  20. There are matters of degree. Churchill was a bastard too, not in the sense that his parents were unmarried but the other one. He was still better than Chamberlain. Or, you know, Hitler.

    When your country is under attack, you go to war with the leader you have. Have you seen the Mexico border lately?

    Beijing Biden is uniting America, tho – the left and right can agree on one thing, f**k Joe Biden

  21. The only time Demo Rep posts uncapitalized is when he copy/pastes something.

  22. What do you mean, he? Bots have no genitals or other body parts.

  23. Watching Maher – I monitor enemy media – and Kelly Anne is on fire!

  28. Socratic Gadfly, thanks, you are actually where I learned of Dr. Stein’s hypocrisy on this issue. What I want to know is, although not to the point of doing it myself: if someone picketed Dr. Stein about that, would she call the cops to get the protester(s) off her lawn?

  31. https://www.lasc.org/opinions/2024/23-1108.C_23-1118.C.OPN.pdf

    MAYOR-PRESIDENT SHARON WESTON BROOME, LEWIS O.
    UNGLESBY, LAMONT COLE, AND M. E. CORMIER VS. CHRIS
    RIALS AND NORMAN BROWNING, ORGANIZERS OF THE
    PETITION TO INCORPORATE ST. GEORGE (Parish of East Baton
    Rouge)

    26 APR 2024 LA SUP CT

    WHITE SECESSION – NEW CITY >>> OLDE BLACK GHETTO CITY
    —

    ANY NEW CITY FOR BAN RETARD TROLL MORONS ???

  35. We’re betting on the better party of Missouri, New Detroit, and the Retard Party of Meshuggenehs to create a shining bright new future for retards, morons, losers, cranks, trolls, wackos, and bots everywhere. We’re counting on you to win for all of us in the retarded crash dummy demolition derby!

  38. I don’t Trump will merge the GOP with the troll morons, retards and losers and run bot AZ for VP.

    But, unlike the bot, I admit I do make more significant mistakes than typos…I was firmly convinced the losertarian party was just being troll morons when they invited Trump to come take them over and merge into the GOP.

    I WAS WRONG. it’s happening. Against all odds, President and God Emperor Second Cuming of Jesus Trump has heard the wails and pleas of the losertarians and will come to graciously accept their begging and pleasing to back him and the GOP,unless he changed his mind, only 19 days from tonight! Praise the Lord Trump Jesus!

    So, all I’m saying is that there is hope for the bot that it’s pleas to be TRUMP veep may yet be heard, despite all logic, and it’s Retard Troll Moron party will be accepted into the GOP fold to back Trump along with the Loser Party which will of course nominate him at their convention in DC on the 23rd to 26th of this month.

    Will they accept a bot as VP? Stay tuned.

    Personally, I’m for Trump Jones , whether that Jones be Alex, Andy, dead man Thomas, or AZ bot, to unite the patriots, patriarchs, and smart people with the retards, morons and losers, save our country, and send Beijing Joe to Beijing in a box, permanently.

  40. I do make typos, a lot. Even the rare occasional prediction error. Everyone makes typos. Even the bot makes typos, even though it’s not human.

  41. Who cares about saving America? If Trump wants my vote, he better pick a vp from Misery, or Missouri as outsiders call us.

  42. Trump needs to make a calculation and decide between losing the votes of the bitter misery people, versus all the retards and morons from sea to shining sea. There’s a lot more of us than there are of them.

  44. Of course a bot does not think. We know that. It’s not news. You’re a bot. We all know it. Only you don’t know it , because you don’t know anything, being a bot.

  45. AZ, the one (1) lone registrant of the Retard Party, is out trying to collect the 10,000 signatures.

  48. I don’t know about Misery, but I could use some butter for sure.

  51. “I’ve got two legs, from my hips to the ground,
    and when I move ’em they walk around.
    And when I lift ’em they climb the stairs,
    and when I shave ’em they ain’t got hairs.” – Thomas Jones

  53. Different Thomas Jones, retard. Everyone already knows AZ is a bot and Thomas W. JONES of Detroit, Michigan passed away during the scamdemic.

  54. Oh, you mean the Thomas Jones from Wales, UK.

    (Hangs head in shame)

  55. Gaza, thanks for being a reader, and thought maybe that’s where you saw it.

    That WOULD be interesting, would it not?

    As for my choices here in Tex-ass, Claudia de la Cruz has already said she plans to be on the ballot via write-in.

  58. Socratic Gadfly, thanks for writing stuff for me to read. Perhaps you could take my hypothetical and expand it into a blog post. Just a suggestion, of course.

    Joe,
    Socratic Gadfly is not Stock. He’s a socialist lawyer from Texas who used to be in the Green party. I’ve found his real name by accident before. It’s not Robert Stock. I had no reason to memorize it, so I didn’t. Stock, as I have read here, is a motel 6 night auditor in Oklahoma who is a Satanist and used to be a Randian libertarian in the LP and GOP but is now a communist party USA member.

    I don’t know why you think they’re the same person. They’re both socialist. That’s about the only thing they have in common. It’s not exactly surprising there is more than one socialist who comments at a site which covers minor parties of all sorts as one of its main topics.

  59. As for me, I’m none of those things, before you ask, or, more likely, presume.

  60. Ignore Joe. He is actually an arrested development or actual juvenile who was sexually molested as a young boy by an older man who is, I guess, a socialist. He’s still hopelessly in love with this older man, but it causes him cognitive dissonance, because he’s conditioned into heteronormative,homophobic culture and it fractures his self image to have sexual and romantic attachment to a man.

    Joe is actually the one who trolls under a lot of names. He keeps insisting I’m Robert Stock too. I’d never even heard of Robert Stock when he first made this silly claim. I’ve since had a couple of very brief conversations with him in these comments. The mentally damaged child still says I’m him.

    The superficial similarity is that we’re both communist Satanists. However, I’m Juche and nondenominational, Robert Stock is CPUSA and Church of Satan. Socratic Gadfly is a socialist, but I don’t think he is a communist. However, the mentally damaged child of endless names thinks anyone to the left of Trump is a communist.

  61. Both are Stock. Same writing styles. Same love of communism. Same retardedness.

  64. That is not even an exaggeration. In Joe’s world, Biden is a communist, Cheney is a communist, Romney is a communist, half the US states are communist, most of Europe is communist. Pretty much only MAGA republicans, right-libertarians, the alt right and Christian Nationalists are not communist in Joe McCarthy world. That’s just a riff on the name he randomly chose this time. He is obviously projecting as far as trolling under myriad names.

  65. “Taran” Stock really is a retard if he doesn’t realize that Biden, Cheney and Romney, along with several states, are communists.

    How long before Stock trolls again under Dylan?

  66. I’m not Dylan either. I have no idea who Dylan is. “Stop trolling,” who is that same child, would be a good suggestion for himself, but he won’t. As with trolling under multiple names, he’s projecting his mentally challenged condition onto me.

    I haven’t seen any similarities in my writing style and Robert Stock’s or between either of us and Socratic Gadfly or any of us and Dylan. But, the poor molested boy is easy to recognize, regardless of what name he throws out at random.

    I apologize if I’m misgendering, but the psychological profile strongly suggests a young, sexually confused male who is sexually, emotionally and psychologically insecure.

  67. The more Stock denies being other personalities, the more obvious he actually is. When the profanity comes out, that’s a dead giveaway.

  69. That’s troll logic, and I’m sure you’ll claim that all those names you’re using above are different people. Yeah, right. What profanity? That’s wishful thinking on your part.

  70. Taran! Room 115 needs the toilet plunged! Get off the internet and take care of that. NOW!

  71. And more projection, since you use plenty of it, child. As for your suggestion that anyone who is not a right wing troll go elsewhere: you’d be bored if we all took you up on it, and would go somewhere else to chase people away from at that point yourself.

  72. Sorry, boy, you have the wrong number. One day you may grow up and actually have a job, or a life. Maybe even a sexual partner. Good luck.

  74. I am not Taran, Dylan, SocraticGadfly, or anyone other than myself. I have NEVER used a pseudonym.

  76. More projection. Seek help from a qualified mental health professional.

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