Indiana Attorney General Appeals State Court Decision on John Rust GOP US Senate Primary Candidacy Matter

Posted on by December 11, 2023

I have blogged twice previously about John Rust, who wants to be on the Republican Party primary ballot in Indiana in 2024. He was denied a place on that primary ballot because he did not vote in the last two GOP primaries and he did not get his County’s Party Chair’s permission to be on the primary ballot.

He sued in Marion County court and won, which was my last blog post on this matter. Now Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita has appealed this decision directly to the Indiana Supreme Court

Here is a story from Indiana Capital Chronicle.

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Indiana Attorney General Appeals State Court Decision on John Rust GOP US Senate Primary Candidacy Matter — 158 Comments

  1. ANTI-DEMOCRACY MINORITY RULE GERRYMANDERS IN ALL 50 STATE LEGISLATURES —

    1/2 OR LESS VOTES X 1/2 CRACKED/PACKED GERRYMANDER DISTRICTS = 1/4 OR LESS CONTROL = OLIGARCHY

    SUPER-WORSE EXTREMIST PRIMARY MATH — UNDER 10 PCT REAL CONTROL — WITH ULTRA EXTREMIST MONARCH GANG BOSSES

    = UNDER 0.001 PCT REAL REAL CONTROL OF STATE LAWS.

    4-4 RFG AND 14-1 EP CL SUBVERTED
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  3. Naturally. You may as well be mad at canines for howling at the moon or horny rabbits for having sex during mating season for all the good it will do you.

  4. FLASH FLASH FALSH

    SCOTUS —

    (ORDER LIST: 601 U.S.)
    MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2023
    ORDER IN PENDING CASE
    23-624 UNITED STATES V. TRUMP, DONALD J.
    Petitioner’s motion to expedite consideration of the
    petition for a writ of certiorari before judgment is granted, and
    respondent is directed to file a response to the petition on or
    before 4 p.m. (EST) on Wednesday, December 20, 2023.
    —–
    ALLEGED TOTAL IMMUNITY OF TYRANT TRUMP.

    ONLY THE GERRYMANDER HACKS IN THE USA CONGRESS HAVE TOTAL IMMUNITY – BUT ONLY FOR THEIR SPEECH ABD DEBATE COMMENTS 1-6-1 — FOR HISTORY REASONS —

    BRIT MONARCH PURGES OF MEMBERS OF OLDE BRIT PARLIAMENTS FOR THEIR ANTI-MONARCH SPEECHS/DEBATES

    EXPECT A ZILLION AMICUS BRIEFS BY A-L-L THE USUAL LEFT/RIGHT SUSPECTS– MOST HIGHLY THE SAME

    TRUMP TOAST BY CHRISTMAS OR NEW YEARS DAY ??? STAY EMERGENCY TUNED IN.

  7. Mr. Jones,

    You’re asking yourself if you’re going to file an amicus brief? Is posting public comments on 14-3 Trump Ballot Access News the only way your multiple personalities can communicate with each other? I think I’m starting to understand the eNIGmatic riddle that is AZ/COUNTER AI now.

    “Something is happening here, and you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones”
    -ballad of a thin man, Robert Zimmerman, 1965, speculated by some to be what TJ was listening to in 1968 when all the brown acid he ate hit all at once and he morphed into Demo Rep (later AZ).

  9. I’m toasting Trump on new Years. Three cheers for Trump!

    Christmas, however, should be reserved for the First Coming. Trumpmas is in June. Without looking it up, I want to say the 14th.

  11. Tommy has always had to stalk somebody. Usually someone named Pat or Donald or Vladimir. I’m 99% sure those were all names of classmates of his in preschool. Some folks just never move on from their time on that short black and yellow bus.

  13. SAME USELESS TROLL MORON IN 7 POSTS IN A ROW – NEW ROTTED RECORD ???

    WILL HE GO TO JAIL WITH TRUMP — AND BE IN SAME CELL IN NUTCASE WARD WITH TRUMP —
    HEARING TRUMP INSANE POWERMAD RAVINGS FOR A FEW MORE YEARS ???

  15. EVIDENCE THAT ANY USELESS TROLL MORON EXCEPT AZ EVER POSTS 7 TIMES IN A ROW ???
    ZILCH !!!

    LOADED RHETORICAL QUESTIONS = DISHONEST CLAIMS !!! CLAIMS WITHOUT EVIDENCE = LYING FAKE NEWS !!! REPEATEDLY REPEATING LYING FAKE NEWS AD NAUSEAM AND WELL BEYOND BEATING A DEAD HORSE = SHOPWORN BIG LIE PROPAGANDA TECHNIQUE !!!

    AZ = BIG LYING PROPAGANDA TROLL MORON !!!
    QED !!! WHEN WILL AZ STOP BEATING HIS DEAD WHORSE ???

    WILL HE GO TO JAIL WITH BIDEN – AND BE IN THE SAME CELL IN ARKHAM ASYLUM JOKER WARD WITH BIDEN – MAKING HUNTER GAY WITH HIS LIMP RAVINGS FOR A FEW MORE DECADES ???

    I SEE USELESS TROLL MORON COMMENTS FROM AZ – THEN 7 INCISIVE COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS FROM VARIOUS DIFFERENT PEOPLE – THEN MORE USELESS TROLL MORON RETARDATION FROM USELESS TROLL MORON AZ !!! WHAT DO YOU SEE ??? @ NOT AZ !!!

    B-O-B 7-4-2 !!!

    FAKE NEWS !!!

    PRESCHOOL HACK LUNATICS STOLE MY LUNCH !!!

  18. I SEE AT LEAST 17 USELESS TROLL COMMENTS IN A ROW FROM ONE OR TWO TROLL MORONS WHO IS OR ARE ALREADY IN A PADDED CELL WITH TYRANT TRIDEN. IT’S CELL AZ AT BEDLAM ASYLUM. HELP, GET ME OUT!

  19. It’s not cell AZ, moron. They changed the name from Bromley Bethlehem Asylum to Bedlam Azylum. The inmates got out, took over, scratched out everything except AZ on the cell door, and locked the staff in the cells. You used to work there, remember?

  24. So all the cells at Bedlam Azylum are cell AZ, the lunatics are running the asylum in the guise of staff, and the staff are trapped inside in the guise of lunatics? That’s horrible!

  26. I JUST SEE PARANOID TROLL MORON AZ REPEAT HIS REPEATEDLY DEBUNKED LIE THAT EVERYONE WHO IS NOT HIM IS SOME HACK OF MANY NAMES AND A TROLL MORON. HE HAS NOOOOOOO EVIDENCE FOR THIS LIE !!!

    REFER BACK TO 6:27 ABOVE. AZ IS THE ONLY TROLL MORON HERE AND THE ONLY ONE HERE P-R-O-V-E-N TO USE MULTIPLE FAKE NAMES.

    AZ IS A FAKE NAME. DEMO REP IS A FAKE NAME. AZ IS DEMO REP. MULTIPLE FAKE NAME HACK TROLL MORON.

    WHAT’S AZ MISSING, BESIDES A BRAIN AND THE ABILITY TO LEARN??? B-Y !!!

    WHAT ELSE? P-R-O-O-F, F-A-C-T-S, E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E, AND A CONNECTION TO REALITY !!!

  27. Now wait just a bloody cotton picking minute!

    How did I become a Trump hack with many fake names? I’m not American and take no preference in your internal politics. I said nothing to indicate otherwise. Your last president was more entertaining than your present one, much like our Prime Ministers. Better or worse otherwise? Ask someone else.

    I’m a mum and disenchanted former Labour voter. I don’t know whether, how, or when I shall vote again, other than that it will not be for Labour or any of their list. Politics ought to be for blokes, much like footie, I reckon.

    I was looking up an entirely unrelated John Rust, a psychometrics expert at Cambridge, and stumbled on this discussion. I’m sorry I said a bloody word. I shall go face the corner with a dunce cap and remember my place and to speak when spoken to forthwith. Bravo, lads, well done. Carry on!

  28. Mary, beats me. (I, love it!)

    Everyone who knows anything about me knows I’m left wing. I’m actually Canadian, but I’ve been here in the US since 1967, and finally became a citizen in 2020. I’ll never be a Trump voter, much less a Trump hack. What gives?

    Thanks for turning me on to Cambridge Professor Emeritus John Rust. Very impressive fellow. Far out!

    AZ, do us all a huge favor and go hack yourself.

  29. I’m an American by birth, White Southerner by the grace of God. Trump MAGA MEGA Supporter here. Just myself, no other names. Prove me a liar or apologize, AZ. And apologize to the lady, you filthy cur. In the good old days it would be pistols at dawn. You wouldn’t win.

  31. I don’t need multiple names to make more than one post. Troll imbecile AZ has no exclusive rights to repeat posting.

  32. Put up, shut up, or keep up the BS. I wonder how many fake names troll AZ has and who pays him?

  33. No violence threat here. If I was going to be violent, I’d do it, not brag and not talk crap or threat like a goofy moron. I’m a man of peace, following its Prince.

  34. God bless your heart AZ. Go in peace and sin no more. 33 1/3 troll moron posts in a row, new Long Play record? AZ can win the measure contest by default because it’s a pyrrhic victory at best.

    (Alt post: White Album revolution is the vinyl solution. Had to get the actual paid spam off the front page. You’re welcome. Elvis is now left the building).

  35. AZ HASN’T RESPONDED IN NINE HOURS—

    IN INSANE ASYLUM? DEAD?

    INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

    P-A-T

  36. Mourning y’all. I don’t know what the smart folks here is talking bout but me, I’m a Jones-Santos supporter all the way. Trump can go duck hunt for all I care.

    I useded to before Santos-Jones but conversin therapy or whatever y’all call it done helped me see my way clear.

    Now I ain’t gonna run from being a moron, my color don’t run, but I ain’t no troll. No sir. Trolls live under bridges. I live in a single wide that use to be a double wide on account the air condition got too dam high.

    I gotted in trouble for fixing it the way my homer Unk at Fort Pierce Lectric said but that’s a whole long story and I got a record out of, it but it wasn’t no Tom Jones or Elvis record.

    I did my time in the medical ward on account I didn’t quite do everything exactly the way Unk tolded me but close.

    Then they came got me for a quick bit to Union Community College up in Raiford, I reckon to do a study. Then they give me a D grade and a diploma over to Florida State which was right over the county line from there, but I ain’t talkin no University y’all.

    Anyways point being I ain’t never graduated up at Florida State but they done let me out anyways though. I ain’t smart enough to tell you why. But I can’t afford the tuition, so I ain’t fixing the AC unks way no more. I figger it’s better to live single and make half the trailer into a garage than go back to them dorms.

    The wife done took the kids over her mama’s and them while I was up north studying and stuff, so I don’t need all that room no more knowhow. Keeping my other babies in there now, up on blocks and everything. Unk told me they do better out of the rain, speaking of Rust.

    I can’t hardly keep up with one fake name on account the boss lady would done fire me if I used to my real one. Many? I’m a simple man, y’all. I caint even account that high. I use my fingers and toes, and I ain’t got many them left no more. How y’all do it?

    Now, I ain’t saying I’ll come up with all the court cost and fine to let me vote, but I’m a for sure have a big ole Jones- Santos sign out front of the gate in case any y’all that’s allowed drive by can see it. The neighbors done shot up the wife’s old Hillary sign up too many times, and you never know where them stray bullets might end up.

    I can’t believe she put that thing up while I was working on my degree trying to make things better for our family and then never took it with her back to her mama’s. I guess it wouldn’t a fitted in her truck with the kids and my poor ole dawg Ricket and all their crap and everything.

    Plus I sure wouldn’t a voted for her regardless if they had let me vote. I never liked that old witch no how. I ain’t talking about my wife, I still like her a lil bit every now and a few times. You can keep guessing if I mean Missus Hillary or mybay bynana. They bout the same to me.

    So long story short, I ain’t voting for no Hillary or her daddy Joe, Trump ain’t never did a thing for me far as I know, Kamala and Nikki and Vivek and them can go right back wherever they done came from, DeSantis ain’t all bad but we need him to stay right here in Florida, they probly still ain’t gonna let me vote next year, and I’m behind Jones-Santos like I should be, on account one thing College done taught me it’s a whole lot better to be behind them kinda Folks than up in front of them ifn y’all understand me correctly.

    Now I ain’t saying what I’m doing for the cause besides putting up that sign, I already been in trouble like I said and I ain’t stopped itching but it’s best not to talk about. They say stupid is as stupid does. How bout all y’all smart folks, what are you doing for your cause besides run your fingers and maybe your gums? I’m talking to all y’all now, even that know it all fella from Deetroit.

  37. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino, and what are you asking me for? I’m not my much older half brother’s keeper. There, the shameful secret is out. Make fun all you want, he’s the one stalking me all creepy like, not the other way around.

    I’d tell mama and daddy, but they’ve been dead and buried for quite a few years now. Tom said it’s ok because he’s only my step brother and sent me all these nasty videos and links to prove it. As if.

    I might sound like a teenager right now but that’s because I’ve been hanging out with my granddaughter and she’s like my new bff now. Trust me, I only wish I was a spring chicken, but I’m still not near as old and wrinkly and gross as Tom is.

  38. Sorry, I was talking to NM and didn’t know ACRepair guy would post all that mess while I was dropping Holly off at school on my way to work.

  39. NM, YOU MUSTA MISSED IT UP EARLIER. MISS MARY ALREADY TOLD US WHERE AZ IS. BROMLEY BETHLEHEM ASYLUM IN LONDON ENGLAND. AZ WAS A PATIENT THERE, BUT THE PATIENTS ALL ESCAPED AND SWITCHED UNIFORMS AND BADGES WITH STAFF, RENAMED IT BEDLAM AZYLUM AND PUT THE STAFF IN THE LOCKED AND PADDED CELLS. THEN AFTER THEY CHANGED THE SIGNS THEY SCRATCHED OUT EVERYTHING BUT THE AZ PART ON ALL THE CELL DOORS.

    THEY WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD, AND UNLESS YOU’RE RUST, EVERYONE HAS TO SLEEP AT SOME POINT !!!!

  40. 4 Corners Hustlers stand up! Native gangsta in the house!

    Yo, I got a request for all y’all MCs and DJs. I want to hear a musician Tom Jones remix of Ballad of a Thin Man by Bob Dylan. I ain’t no Dylan myself, but that song is the troof!

    I understand if you don’t have time to do the music, but if you do, please mix some Beatles White Album and Beastie Boys like around the licensed to ill and Paul’s Boutique era maybe? That would be dope, son.

    But I know some of you are gifted lyricists so maybe you could get the party started and update the lyrics, musician Tom Jones style? A lot has changed since 1965, but the more things change the more they stay the same, no what I mean dude bro?

    I want to give it a shot too, but a lot of y’all got way more talent than my drunk ass. Pretty please? I promise I’ll show my appreciation, big homies.

  41. Hey man, I’m working on a new album. I’ll ask Zimmerman for permission. If it works out, it’s probably going to be a few months at least until it’s released, so if you guys do something simpler in the meantime, have at it. But I’m a professional musician, so we have to clear everything these days, including new versions of other people’s lyrics. Ah, to be young again. Things were so much simpler in the old days.

  43. What if you called it Ballad of a Tin Man or Ballad of Mr Jones? Maybe put some Wizard of Oz in the mix? At what point is it legal without permission? Asking for a friend.

    I’m talking about music, not whatever Tom is allegedly trying to do with or to Pat. Let’s just hope she means he’s trying to get them to record beautiful music together. Otherwise I would really rather not know. And if it involves anyone playing a rusty trombone, forget it. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t care even if it’s Sanitarium by Metallica, which is my favorite song by my favorite band on my favorite album. That would just totally ruin it.

  44. Hey AZ, thanks for letting us know you’re alive man. People were starting to wonder. Please don’t forget to check in every few hours, OK grampa? We don’t want mom and dad and everybody to get all worried about you.

  45. Ballad of a Tin Man
    WRITTEN BY: BOB DILLON

    You walk into the room
    With your Android AI ph0ne
    You see somebody nekked
    And you say, “are you a loan?”
    You try so hard
    But you don’t understand
    Just what you’ll say
    When you get home

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You raise up your head
    And you ask, “Is this where it is?”
    And somebody points to you and says
    “It’s his”
    And you say, “What’s mine?”
    And somebody else says, “Where what is?”
    And you say, “Oh my God
    Am I here all alone?”

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You hand in your jacket
    And you go watch the g33k
    Who immediately walks up to you
    When he hears you speak
    And says, “How does it feel
    To be such a phr13ak?”
    And you say, “Impossible”
    As he hands you his lphone

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    You have many contacts
    In your devices
    To get you fake news
    About where the lSlS
    But nobody has any respect
    Anyway they already expect you
    To just give a check
    To the left, to the left, everything you got to the left
    SORRY wrong
    song
    Excuse while I ..

    You’ve been with the professors
    And they’ve all liked your looks
    With moron hack lawyers you have
    Discussed lpers and cr00ks
    You’ve been through all of
    The fake news books
    You’re very well read
    It’s well known

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    Well, the sw0rd swa11ower, he comes up to you
    And then he knee1s
    He crosses himself
    And then he clicks his high hee1s
    And without further notice
    He asks you how it feels
    And he says, “Here is your thr0at back
    Thanks for the video on my phone”

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    End of part 1

  46. Part 2

    Now you see this one-eyed m1dget
    Shouting the word “NOW”
    And you say, “For what reason?”
    And he says, “Abortion, POW”
    And you say, “What does this mean?”
    And he screams back, “You’re a c0w
    Give me some milk
    Or else go home and play on your phone alone”

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

    Well, you walk into the room
    Light a came1 and then you fr0wn
    You put your eyes in your phone case
    And your nose on the ground
    There ought to be a law
    Against you comin’ around
    You should be made
    To wear earphones
    When you play with your…phone

    Because something is happening here
    But you don’t know what it is
    Do you, Mister Jones?

  47. Nice. I’ll see if I can do better. I doubt it, but I’m sure someone here could if they try. Would be cool to have a competition or whatever.

  48. TROLL MORON GETTING A COPYRIGHT FOR ITS *POETRY* ???

    ON TRUMP / RNC STAFF YET ???
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  49. If you really think you can top me, I dare you to try. I three dog night dare any of you. Come one, come all. Get at me, dog.

  50. Parody is protected under copyright law. Dylan or Sony or whoever owns rights these days can sue me, but it wouldn’t be worth any of their time. Thanks for calling me a troll moron. Coming from the Troll moron king, that’s high praise.

    I’m a nonpartisan independent. I’ve voted for Trump before. I’ve also voted for Obama and Sanders. And probably would have voted for Gus Hall, who was also from my home town, if I was old enough back when he ran.

    I have not decided about how I’m voting next year. If it’s for Trump, it will be mainly because of how obnoxious the people who hate him behave. Like they know everything or own my vote. F off.

    I wasn’t impressed by Trump in office. I didn’t vote for him or Biden in 2020. How I voted is my business, not yours. Thanks for assuming.

    I was more impressed with Trump as a lame duck after the election and since he’s been out of office, more than at any time since he took the oath. There were a few first term highlights, but for the most part it was disappointing. Maybe my expectations should have been lower.

    It’s more than I can say for Obama, who consistently disappointed me once elected, or Biden, who managed to disappoint me after low expectations to start with. But keep telling me who you think I’ll vote for, and maybe you’ll convince me. Minnesota is closer than you might think. It could easily be a swing state next year.

    You got a gay 1/4 Hispanic Jew from a small town in the iron range thinking seriously about voting for Trump a second time. Keep up the good work. Between the two of us, Trump should pay you.

    I have zero ambition or interest in being paid for anything in politics. I would rip up a check or send it back if a politician or political group sent me one. If I bothered to send back a SASE donation, it would be empty with a nice note inside used for toilet paper and attached with duct tape to a brick.

    My ambitions are definitely elsewhere. Thanks for asking. If you’re looking for political jobs, good luck with that. And whatever else grinds your gears, bubba.

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    WH
    ATE
    VERS

  51. Oh I was going to say. I’m interested in hearing whatever Kennedy and whoever No Labels picks, if anyone, has to say, whether they will or will not be on the ballot, if they get in the main debates, how they poll close to election time and all that happy horse crap .

    I’ll keep it to myself though since you already decided I have to vote for Trump and I don’t honestly know if I’m even talking to more than one person here.

    So how about you tell me something worthwhile or creative for a change instead of being a pompous sourpus jerk.

    Have a wonderful day, week, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, New Year, and life.

  52. You tell him, son. Proud of you, and I’m sure your mother is too, wherever she is these days.

  53. Yerr Blue
    By Jon Lenin
    THE PURELY 99.44% ALL WHITE SUICIDAL BUM

    (DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHOR OF THE PARODY IS NOT SUICIDAL, HAS NEVER BEEN, DOESN’T WISH IT ON ANYONE, AND HAS NO REASON TO BELIEVE LENNON’S ACTUAL DEATH WAS IN ANY WAY SUICIDAL OR SELF CONTRACTED OR ANYTHING CONSPIRATORIAL, AND IS GLAD HE DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF WHEN HE WROTE THE ORIGINAL AND WAS WITH US SHARING HIS CREATIVITY FOR OVER A DECADE AFTERWARDS INSTEAD. THE ORIGINAL, INCIDENTALLY, WAS ALSO ITSELF A PARODY WHICH TODAY WOULD BE CONSIDERED CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AND GET THE BEATLES CANCELLED BY WOKE JOKES.)

    Yes I’m lonely
    Want to die
    Yes I’m lonely
    Want to die
    If I ain’t dead already
    From boi you know the reason why.

    In the morning
    Want to die
    In the evening
    Want to die
    If I ain’t dead already
    From fent you know the reason why.

    My mother was of the sky
    My father was of the earth
    But I am of the omniverse
    And you know what it’s worth.

    I’m lonely
    Want to die
    If I ain’t dead already
    From meth you know the reason why.

    The eagle picks my eye
    The worm he licks my bone
    I feel so sucidal
    Just like Dylan’s Mr. Jones

    Lonely
    Want to die
    If I ain’t dead already
    From GHB you know the reason why.

    Black cloud crossed my mind
    Blue mist round my soul
    Feel so sucidal
    Even hate my rock and roll

    Want to die
    Yeah
    Want to die
    If I ain’t dead already
    From gurl you know the reason why

  54. Until tired parties and the underpantless do or don’t make the ballot, you can skip long election day lines and vote BLUE for Yerr Blue by Jon Lenin, or vote RED for Balad of a Tin Man by Bob Dillon.

    Hopefully there will be at least some other options to vote WHITE, GREEN, GOLD, BROWN, and other colors in or out of the rainbow. Ballot access appears to be fairly easy thus far. Get in where you fit in.

  55. In the real world I’m leaning red this time. In the song contest I’m leaning blue right now.

    The only reason my vote is not solid is that long ass stupid disclaimer. “I’m not actually going to kill myself” would be more than enough, and even that much, ahem, kinda kills it.

    If you’re going to rail against political correctness and trigger warnings, which I would too, don’t be a hypocrite. Just do your thing and let the chips fall.

    I’m thinking possible jingle bells parody. But really, how could I do better than all the ones already out there, like the one where Batman smells and robin laid an egg, and all the other classics?

    Change my mind.

    I guess it would have to be green (the other Xmas colour since red has been claimed) or white (for white fishmas) but really why bother? Y’all have fun.

  57. Edward, what does that even mean? Lacks sufficient context.

    And cracka please. Trump don’t want your stank. U dreaming, boy. Hell, even the whale for whale extinction was less useless, and he was plenty useless. Please try to be more creative.

  58. EVEN TROLL MORONS HAVE LIMITED SPECIAL BRAIN CELLS – FOR POETRY / ETC.

    USA / STATES — HOW MANY CERTIFIED CULTURE *LEADERS* ???

  59. Hard red in next year’s election. Leaning Blue in song contest. Y’all don’t want to hear or see my entry. Trust me. What they say about teaching pigs to sing is true.

    If I had what it takes to be a country or southern rock star, or hell, a Damn country rapper or chamber orchestra backup player and feed my family, I’d be doing it.

    Being a pig farmer is not a lot of fun, but it pays the bills, and when it doesn’t I have to sell out to big pharma, which I hate. Admittedly,it’s actually a lot more fun. There’s some hot lady docs in town and more than a few cute nurses and medical sexretaries. A lot of male doctors are good friends to have when you’re not their patient and not wasting their time.

    But,I have to wash the stink off me more when I get home than when I’ve been killing pigs or shoveling pig manure, and pray to the Lord for forgiveness way, way, way more when I’m forced to supplement my income that way.

    Plus then I barely get to see my family between working in town and sitting in traffic 4 hours a day. And the farm still has to be tended to, which means I have to fix everything everyone else didn’t do right while I was gone while they’re sleeping. I get a catnap before going to work again, sleep all day and night Saturday, go to church and have Sunday dinner, and watch NFL the rest of the day Sunday or go hunt or fish or maybe even have family time.

    It gets old quick so I quit another legal dope wholesaler / rep gig and make do with less just farming until bill pressure and family nagging make me repeat the cycle a few months later.

    Oh well, there’s honky tonks, high school and NFL football, country concerts in town, the wife, and a few other things to do while I’m not working 2 jobs.

    And no, translating my skills to anything illegal is way too risky. I got family generations before and after me to look out for. So being a touring musician wouldn’t have worked even if I did have enough talent, but I already tried, and I don’t. Thankfully, as far as I know, no recordings of those efforts have survived,or if any did, no one has any reason to give them a new audience now.

  60. Red as red gets on election. Save America!

    Purple on the songs. I might try something but it won’t be as good as either one. I embarrassed myself enough already this morning. Thank God it got buried immediately so most likely nobody read it.

  61. Read thread.

    Executive summary:

    There are either one or possibly two or more troll moron making all or near all posts. AZ is the lamest troll I ever saw, except if the people feeding him are not actually him, in which case he/she/they are even lamer.

    Songs were only bright spot. Voting red on songs. Red or maybe something else, not blue, next year. Biden blew. That’s it. 86.

  62. Pat , get over it . As far as embarrassing admissions go? That was like a 2. Believe me.

    I’m voting super red in both contests. No blue. No purple. no nothing else. You should too. You might get tired of winning. But you’ll be very, very happy.

    TRUMP THE VOTE !!!

  63. Another take off on a take off. This one is addressed to Miss Mary olde English and maybe Mr. Jones’s stepsister, especially if either of them is single , and any other ladies if there are any in the house (sorry, no trannies) if they single or stepping out. Love y’all beautiful ladies. I wish I could marry each and every last one of you, or we could skip the courtship wedding planning and divorce, and just do the honeymoon if you down. Know what I’m saying, bunnies?

    Marry Mary by Mr. Black! Vote Black, black!

    Mary, Mary
    [Intro: The Monkees sample & Run-D.M.C.]
    “Mary, Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Mary, Mary!” I need ya huggin’

    [Verse 1: Run]
    Had a fly girl Kamala, called her honey
    Next thing she spent up all my money
    Had me in debt, you and your girl’s dizzy
    Stopped movin’ crack, but you’re still
    Moving p***y
    You could call me everyday God sent
    Like you was Lois Lane and I was Clark Kent
    I spend and I spend and you spent and you spent
    Now my house with a mouse is a roach with a tent
    [Bridge: The Monkees sample & Run-D.M.C.]
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Marry Mary!” I need ya huggin’

    [Verse 2: D.M.C.]
    Mary-Mary-Mary, you cold thumb suckin’
    Lookin’ for you, but you keep duckin’
    I wanna find you, I gotta tell you somethin’
    So just be quiet and don’t say (Nuttin’)
    Mary-Mary-Mary, why you out there stuntin’?
    Supposed to be with me, but not you’re frontin’
    We started out new, you used to be true
    Now you’re buggin’, what’s wrong with you?

    [Bridge: The Monkees sample & Run-D.M.C.]
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Marry Mary!” I need ya huggin’

    [Verse 3: Run, (D.M.C.)]
    Now! This girl Mary I knew so well
    I met her in London in a fly hotel
    High on the heels and never failed
    (Clubs and the pubs is where she dwelled)
    Story about Mary was well to tell
    She seemed to scheme for a dream to sell
    She spent a night locked in a Bedlam cell
    I knew Mary well cause she “Raising Hell”
    [Bridge: The Monkees sample & Run-D.M.C.]
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Marry Mary!” I need ya huggin’

    [Verse 4: D.M.C.]
    It’s not Mary who was quite contrary
    Talkin’ bout Mary who was always in a hurry
    The things she needed were necessary
    She did not need a busted cherry
    True and blue just like a blueberry
    Ask if she’s crazy and I’ll say very
    Livin’ in a house that’s unordinary
    I worry about Mary, cause Mary is scary

    [Outro: The Monkees sample & Run-D.M.C.]
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Marry Mary!” I need ya huggin’
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?
    “Marry Mary!” I need ya huggin’
    “Marry Mary!” Why ya buggin’?

  64. Fine. Y’all force my hand. The White men done finally had it with being cucked and replaced. VOTE WHITE !!!

    I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE NATION
    BY PIG FaRMER – VOTE WHITE ! ! !

    I’m dreaming of a White Nation
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the tree tops glisten
    And children listen
    To hear sleigh bells in the snow

    Said I’m dreaming of a White Nation
    With every Christmas card I write
    May your teens, may your milfs, may your babies babies
    Be merry and bright
    And may all your Christian homelands be White

    I’m dreaming of a White Nation
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Mmm, where the tree tops glisten
    And children listen
    To hear sleigh bells in the snow

    I’m dreaming of a White Homeland
    With every Christmas card I write

    May your days, may your days, may your days
    Be merry and bright
    And may all your childrens children’s children’s children’s …. Children’s children forever and forever and forever be White

    I’m dreaming of a white Nation
    With every Christmas card I write
    May your days, be merry and bright
    And may all your White Christian Homelands be forever and forever White

  65. Ooh lawd. Relax child, are you getting cucked for real or just being jealous because you’re stepping out with your medical call girls while your wife and daughters are at home all alonesome?

    Take a load off, sugar. Let all that stress go. Breathe . Unwind. It’s been a long hard day. Make yourself comfortable while I take a bubble bath. Imagine a nice massage. Don’t fall asleep yet. Let mama pour some pure honey gold on that pure ivory snow, baby.

    Vote gold!

    Me and Mrs. Jones Lyrics
    Parody by Pat Riot

    Me and Mrs. Jones
    We got a thing going on
    We both know that it’s wrong
    But it’s much too strong
    To let it go now

    We meet every morning at the gym sauna
    Six-thirty and no one knows she’ll be there
    Holding hands, making all kinds of plans
    While the other girls do too

    Me and Mrs. Jones
    We got a thing going on
    We both know that it’s wrong
    But it’s much too strong
    To let it go now

    We gotta be extra careful
    That we don’t build our hopes up too high
    ‘Cause she’s got her own obligations
    And so do I

    Me and Mrs. Jones
    We got a thing going on
    We both know that it’s wrong
    But it’s much too strong
    To let it go now

    Well, it’s time for us to be leaving
    And it hurts so much, it hurts so much inside but feels so fine
    And now she’ll go her way and I’ll go mine
    But tomorrow we’ll meet
    The same place, the same time

    Me and Mrs. Jones
    Same place
    We both know that it’s wrong
    Same time
    Every morning at the same sauna
    Same moaning
    We got a thing going on
    We know it’s wrong

    Maybe her husband would want to join
    Or maybe that rascal boyfriend of mine
    I ponder over a glass of fine old wine

  66. Well, since I did get called out a time or two, I suppose it’s on order.

    Please bear in mind I’m in no ways here to attempt to influence your vote, nor shall I be attempting to cast an illegal ballot myself – I’m British, not Mexican or Chinese, don’t care how your vote turns out in either contest, and hardly know any longer where I sit, stand, lay down, or assume any position or series thereof around our own bloody elections, much less yours.

    I’m merely on your side of the pond quite briefly, sans luggage and without even time or plans to leave the airport really, to present you with one additional colour option in the lyrical dog show. Think of me as a courier here to drop off a package, and I’ll have on my way.

    Now, all that remains is to pick a colour . This oughtn’t be overly difficult, right?

    My favourites, black and blue, were alas already snatched up by the early worms, you lucky sods.

    My naughty bottom still smarts from the sound thrashing I received when I was punished unjustly in front of the whole class for a crime I never committed. It was red at the time, much like my other cheeks afterwards whilst I was forced to kneel beneath and facing the chalkboard, skirt pinned up, knickers down near my knees, mouth gagged with pigtails, hands atop neck and dunce cap atop head. However, red too has thankfully already been played.

    Not even 30 hours late, but what seems a fortnight, it’s perhaps more purple. But that’s just blue and red together, and that wouldn’t do at all, would it? No, it most certainly would not.

    White and gold gave thankfully been played, and thank goodness for that. I briefly considered a brown rejoinder to White, perhaps based loosely on something by Skrewdriver, but in truth nothing good can ever be pulled back out of a full sewer without the stink overwhelming everything. I suppose a pig farmer might be immune to that. But I’ll hold out more consideration towards others.

    Green is a solid colour, and I might yet vote that way in the future. Time will tell. But, I must not chance another thrashing on top of the quite visible marks from the previous one. GangGreen is out.

    I shall go with the one I’ve already been judicially punished for. Having taken the strokes, I shall presume I can’t be caned and buggered for the same offence twice, so orange ought to be a freebee.

    Well, I must get in queue now lest I miss my flight back home, so without further ceremony, I must now bid you farewell and be off, leaving you with Orange Coloured Guy, based on Orange Coloured Sky (you shall have to look up the original yourself if thusly inclined – I really must hurry off now!

    Orange Colored Guy Lyrics

    I was walking along minding my business, when out of an orange coloured guy
    Flash, bam, alakazam, wonderful you came by, I was humming a tune
    Drinking in sunshine, when out of that escalator, oh heavens, oh my

    Wham, bam, alakazam, I got a look at you
    One look and I yelled timber, watch out for flying glass
    Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out, I went into a spin

    And I started to shout, I’ve been hit, this is it, this is it
    I was walking along minding my business, when love came and splashed me in the eye
    Flash, bam, alakazam, out of an orange coloured guy
    Well, one look and I yelled timber, watch out for flying glass
    Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out, I went into a spin
    And I started to shout I’ve been hit, this is it, this is it

    I was walking along, minding my business, when love came and splashed me in the eye
    Flash, bam, alakazam, out of an orange coloured, purple stripes on my rear,
    Cauliflowered my ear, flash, bam, alakazam, went the orange coloured guy

  67. Correction on the above: “came by” should be “came, bye.”

    I’ve landed safely at home, thank you for asking. The flight was fine, other than that the plane seated me next to a troll moron, an olde Yank tosser who quite honestly, and rather obviously, had not showered in this century, with a full virtual reality headset on who was quite loudly yelling what sounded like a Bedlam inmate’s repetitive mix of AI generated fake news and headlines, rude insults, random numbers, ingsoc jargon, abbreviated acronyms for God knows what, warnings that the plane was headed for various disasters and the pilots and staff were all morons, hacks, lunatics, etc

    …

    Sorry, something came up. I shall have to return later , or not. See my 3 preceded comments at various points above for context if you would please, and don’t forget to check out the Cambridge John Rust. I finally got in direct touch with him just now!

  68. So this is X, Miss.
    And whose whore are you?
    Another fake spam bot
    Or some Tate-like guru?

    And so this is X, Miss.
    I hope you have fun.
    The horny and the hateful ones
    The young and very young.

    A very scary X, Miss.
    Here comes another “Hey dear.”
    Let’s hope it’s a funny one
    And not some doxxing queer.

    And so this is X, Miss (Twitter is over)
    For right and for wrong (Elon saves us)
    The large and the small ones (Twitter is over)
    This thread is too long (Now)
    And so happy X, Miss (Twitter is over)
    For right and for wrong (Elon saves us)
    For trolls and banned ones (Twitter is over)
    Let’s stop all the censorship (Now)

  69. TIO,

    What color will that one be? I think Green is the only solid color left, and Christmas appropriate, but let me know if you’d rather be some other color not yet taken? Pink? Purple? Silver/grey? You name it, or I guess it will be green by default!?

  71. Also: given the nature of this site, would it be appropriate now to ask how we’re doing the vote, and if people should be eligible to vote again if and when new entries are added? Or would that just open up a can of worms lol 😂

    Mary: in all due respect, which is quite considerable, I think you should be able to vote in this one, if you choose. I think maybe you just don’t want to! In that case this is addressed to other British folks, Canadians, Australians, etc

    You may not want to vote in the song contest, and of course even if you wanted to it would be illegal for you to vote in next year’s US elections.

    But, I see no reason this contest should not be open to all English speaking voters as well as contestants. You are a contestant after all, you naughty English girl, not just some courier.

    Yerr Blue is a parody that an English singer wrote while he was in India, which itself was a parody of music written by people of fairly recent African descent.

    Run DMC is/was American, but I’m not sure about our Mr. Black, and it sounds like his version is set in your hometown (or country’s capital at any rate).

    Pig Farmer (white), Pat Riot (Gold), and your lovely self (orange) all based your parody versions, if I’m not mistaken, from lyrics on genius.com from a Canadian’s cover versions of classic songs. Red, I think, was altered straight off the Bob Dylan original, so American Jew all the way. I’d have to do more research on TIO’S, but Musk is originally South African and, if I’m not wrong, also lived in Canada before the US.

    SO, why shouldn’t Brits, Canadians, South Africans, other English speaking Africans and African diaspora folks, English speaking Indians and other subcontinentals, and even those from any part of the world who have learned English, whether as their first language or not, be granted voting rights in THIS particular vote !?

    That in no way shape or form implies you should be pressured to vote or do anything else nonconsensual. I think you secretly do want to vote, just like I think you secretly do want to be spanked again on top of your marks from the last one Tommy boy gave you. But it doesn’t matter what I think. Until I know you much, much, much, much better at least, you have to be taken at your word, otherwise it’s way too rapey for me.

    Of course, if that is in fact what you want – and it is, at least to me, more than blindingly obvious that you are a big, beautiful, boisterously brilliant, bodacious, bubbly, berserk, bootylicious, bespectacled Bedlam brat – some other, less gentle man or men, someone like Pig Farmer I’m guessing, might take you at what we think your true intentions are, rather than what you say, and unceremoniously bend you over for a second helping and leave you dazed, glazed, confused, crying, happy, and yet no doubt insatiable for more.

    So, if you know what’s good for you, young lady, I suggest you say what you mean, mean what you say, do your duty, sport your sexy “I voted again” sticker on your naked pierced boobie, cook, Clean, say sir and ma’am and thank you and may I please have another, do as your told, be a good girl for daddy, say yes please and anything you want, speak only with your mouth full, and every other stupid misogynistic catchphrase you ever heard. Of course I mean only the first part unironically. Right? Right!

  72. Thanks TIO!

    SO should we close the ballot access or solicit additional contestants?

    What’s our ballot access deadline and voting deadline!?

    I think maybe Christmas Day for ballot access, Stroke of Big Ben for the New Year for the voting, and single round first past the post plurality for the win, with the winner announced some time while it’s still New Year’s Day somewhere?

    Let voters who prematurely ejected their vote take this as a lesson to not be too eager next time?

    Allow all English speaking voters, regardless of American citizenship, Anglo-Celtic Southern lineage, support for segregation forever, or lack thereof?

    Those would be my suggestions, but I don’t even know who gets to decide, or how. Oh no. I think I did open up that can of worms. Forget I said anything. I’m the one who needs a spanking now . This time I really do mean it.

  73. Well bugger then, Jerry, I shall vote green, you fallacious flatterer. To preserve my newfound enfranchisement, I shall pocket that vote until Boxing Day in case I change my mind, which never happens, I swear.

    Orange remains an entry. I propose no withdrawals or substitutions. See, I was just a courier after all, you impudent prick. I shall have to finish my story ABOUT my flight back home and troublesome seatmate, if at all, at some later point.

    Now then, with all that roundly out of the way, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, so would you kindly please remove your trousers, bend over, and spread ’em, bitch boy?

    Thank you sir, you may indeed have another, and another, and many happy returns, because the big bad baby boss bitch of Bedlam is back in black, brazenly beating your brown behind, birching, belting, buggering, and generally doing what I do best, all while you’re bellowing because, bugger, your safe word is baseball, but you have a bloody baseball bat stuck in your mouth, don’t you now, brother?

    Bwahahahaha,

    Bloody Mary, Baroness of Bedlam (I thought that by now you’d have recovered, too bad you couldn’t make it, to do the album cover, btw, how’s the gun shot wound to your head, you shoulda known better then to step to me, dad!)

  77. Golden Showers makes you rise.
    Stream so healthy that you cry.
    Sweet pretty darling, do not lie.
    I know you like it in the eye.

    Once there was a way to make me horny
    Once there was a way to make me cum
    Sweet pretty darling, do not lie.
    I know you like it in the eye.

  78. Are you Brown, baby? What’s your colour!?

    Don’t worry darling, I’m not mad you told. The big guy already knew any way, and he only pretended to be mad.

    Truth is he’s a big time cuck any way he just won’t admit it. Every time I get home soaked him and Jill and #2 (VEEP) are pretty much all fighting to lick me clean and kiss me while they “yell” at me LOL.

    MEOW!

  79. You can be pink or purple or gray or pick something. Brown is just how i like it bb. You know. Not trying to be bossy. Be mad, but not too mad, ok?

    Xoxo

  80. And #2s #2 (emhoff) and my “man” lol. Sometimes all 5! Please Vivek,Mr. RAMASHAMMY,SIR, I don’t care of you punish me for speaking without being spoken too, well that’s a lie you know i want U2, BUT, I’m just dying to know if you’re Mr. BROWN today!!!

    I figged yellow is too close to gold which was already claimed by Patricia even though we all know you are much more deserving.

    Pink is too girlie , purple is too gay, and grey or silver just implies you’re old or boring, and we both know you’re the opposite of those.

    You know you are my sunshine in a cloudy day VIVEK, but it takes a big Brown bunghole to make things really happen, and I know you know we all know!

    Smooches! I can’t hardly wait!

  82. I don’t need to wait until Chrisiantmas. Besides which, my outfit has no pocket. I enthusiastically endorse and vote Brown!

  83. I’m fixing to be Mr. GREY on account my Sons of Confused Veterans and League o’ the South indomitable membership and that frat I joined in college, kappa kappa kappa! Roll Tide cause it was Florida State prison not university and y’all can stay mad 🙂

  84. Oh I’m a Good Old Florida Man

    By Mr Gray aka Average Confused Retard!
    SCV STAND UP! LOSers 4 Life! Kappa Kappa Kappa! Roll Tide!

    VOTE GREY YALL !!!

    Oh, I’m a good old Florida Man
    Now thats just what I am
    And for this snowbird nation
    I do no give a dam
    I’m glad I fought on J6
    I only wish we’d won
    I ain’t asked any pardon
    For anything I’ve done
    I hates the Yankee nation
    And eveything they do
    I hates the declaration
    Of independence too
    I hates the glorious union
    ‘Tis dripping with our blood
    I hates the striped banner
    And fought it all I could
    I rode with Proud Boys
    For three years there about
    Got wounded in four places
    You don’t want to know no doubt
    I caught the rheumatism
    Campin’ in the snow
    But I killed a chance of Poe pos
    And I’d like to kill some more
    Three hundred thousand Yankees
    Is stiff in southern dust
    We got three hundred thousand
    Before they conquered us
    They died of southern fever
    And southern steel and shot
    I wish they was three million
    Instead of what we got
    I can’t take up my musket
    And fight ’em down no more
    But I ain’t a-goin’ to love them
    Now that is certain sure
    And I don’t want no pardon
    For what I was and am
    I won’t be reconstructed
    And I do not give a damn
    Oh, I’m a good old retard
    Now that’s just what I am
    And for the Seminole nation
    I do no give a dam
    I’m glad that Saban snuck in
    I’m laughing at you fools
    I went to FSP
    And not to FSU
    I JOINED KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA
    LIKE BUFORD SAID – ROLL TIDE
    WE FEN A GO COON HUNTER
    WHO LOOKIN FOR A RIDE ???

  86. Y’all know what’s whiter than WHITE? Clear! They don’t call it Nazi Dope for nothing! Ice ice baby … Too cold too cold!!!

    Christmas Without Jews Lyrics

    Cain’t get high no no off failing snow
    Joe gets a bit closer when winter’s cold
    Now I can’t wait till he’s by my side
    Getting real creepy, cause he’s the big guy

    Wherever you go, you light up the room
    I hope we get the crematoriums fired up soon
    ‘Cause I’m dreaming of a Christmas without Jews

    I wish we were cooking up some meth
    The kind that takes away your breath
    Now when we cook some dope for Joe
    We’ll be warm by the fire all night, oh

    I wanna hold you while the Wehrmacht marches
    With the angel of death through the golden arches
    Days are perfect when I got clear
    My clear running low is what I fear

    Wherever you go, you gas up the room
    I hope there will be a fourth Reich soon
    ‘Cause I’m dreaming of a Christmas without Jews

    Wherever Jews are, we’re like Sieg Heil
    I hope Adolf comes back in a while
    ‘Cause I’m hoping for a Christmas without Jews (Without you)

    We could be outside carrying tiki torches
    Or lighting a Swastika by your front porches
    We could be inside trying to chop the lines right
    Laughing until we roll a pipe
    So when I wake up on Christmas Day
    I hope I see victory for the master race

    Wherever you go, Joe stinks up the room
    I hope that he’ll make it back home soon
    ‘Cause he did some dope and crapped his pants
    Wherever you are, do the crap pants dance
    The big guy’s on meth, his son is on crack
    ‘Cause it won’t feel like Christmas
    If Christ killers are back

    I’m dreaming of a Christmas without Jews

  87. That is just crooked and totally wrong. Believe me. I beat crooked Hillary black and blue. I beat the brown and yellow out of stupid old Crooked Joe. This is true. They say Orange is the new Black. These are some of the worst, most dishonest people.

    Ask Bibi. Ask anybody in Israel. I did more for the Jews than anybody. They should call me the King of the Jews. Big league!

    Take your fake news about a Christmas without Jews and stick it with your little d, so small, where the sun don’t shine. Two words, Abraham accords. The Jews will be so happy when I win again, they’ll get tired of winning. Believe me.

    They’re going to call me, and this is true, and their going to say “Donald, can you please stop winning? Oy gevalt, we’re tired already!” And I’m going to say “hymie, we welcome Jews and their money, especially if their short guys wearing yarmulkes, at Mar a Lago. Trust me on this!” and I’ll keep winning!

    Lock Joe Up! DRAIN THE WALL! FINISH THE SWAMP! MAKE AMERICA TRUMP AGAIN!

    This is true. You know the fake Jews. I meant the fake news. And the deep city state. The lovers. Ooooh. Oooooooooh. Yes! Yes oh god I’m coming for a second time again! Thank You Daddy! They’re some of the worst, most dishonest people in the world. Believe me now or believe me later.

    Like that one! And that one! And him over there! That guy’s a queer! That one is a retard! Like I don’t know! That one looks Jewish and that one’s a coon! Who let all of this riffraff into the room? Get em outta here! Get em out! Take their clothes and throw them outside in the swamp with the hungry crocs ! That’s how we drain the swamp! With fake news guys! Believe me! I alone can fix it!

    Build the wall! Finish the wall! Save America! Make America European Again! All you have to do is follow the worms! I mean me! Follow me, me, me, and only me! Follow me on X, truth social, and this is true, gab! Follow me anywhere and everywhere!

    The Jews will not replace us! RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA. Russia is our friend! Ukraine is a total hoax. Believe me. Rudy. You guys like Rudy? They call him America’s Mayor. Real stand up guy. Not like that rat Michael Cohen. Very Dishonest, that Cohen guy. Trust me.

    Rudy went to Ukraine and Georgia and you know what he told me? He said everywhere you go everyone is telling him both of those phone calls were Perfect. Perfect phone calls. And I said I know. Big league. Trust me on this, and this is true. Huge. Like my hands, and other things you want to know about .

    The Pee tape. You guys remember the pee tape? It was fake news. Totally dishonest, these people. Get em outta here I said! Well they tried to impeach me. Twice. And I beat them. Twice. Just like I beat crooked Hillary and crooked Joe. Twice. But I’m not tired of winning. Are you tired of winning? Let me hear everybody say I’m not tired of winning!

    Louder, I can’t hear you! One more time! Sieg…I mean that’s better ! All of you in the back! Everyone up front ! Yous guys behind me! Women for Trump! Blacks for Trump! Latinos for Trump ! Jews for Trump! Libertarians for Trump! Muslims for Trump! Mexicans for Trump! Chinamen for Trump! China Viruses for Trump! Brandon’s for Trump ! Let’s go Brandons! Brandon iron for Trump! MaX Steiner for Trump ! Germans for Trump! Swedes for Trump! Everybody! Now scream!

    Hold your right hands in the air and raise them like you just don’t care! Tear the roof! Now when I say Donald y’all say Trump! Donald! TRUMP! DONALD! TRUMP!

    THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I LOVE YOU, AND YOU, AND ESPECIALLY YOU. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK ME VERY MUCH! SEE YOU IN GEORGIA! GOOD NIGHT! GOD BLESS ME, AND AMERICA BLESS TRUMP!

  88. Respect! As an Israeli I totally agree!

    TRUMP THE VOTE! VOTE ORANGE OR VOTE RED!

    NOBODY HAS DONE MORE FOR THE JEWISH PEOPLE THAN TRUMP! NOBODY! NOT EVEN MOISHE! YOU REMEMBER MOISHE? MOISHE FROM CROWN HEIGHTS? 10 COMMANDOS? LED US TO THE PROMISED LAND THE FIRST TIME? IS ANY OF THIS RINGING A BELL YET??

    And then you had this guy Jesus. Jesus, what a putZ! We washed our hands of him. And then the Italians royally nailed that guy. Crown of thorns and everything. You guys watch The Passion of the Jews??? This putz, this shmendrik, this meshuggeneh shmeckel was going around claiming to be the Messiah, like he was going to save Israel and make it great again.

    And then They had the chutZpah to say he rose from the dead. FAKE news! It get, I’m verklempt!

    Anyway, long story short, whether you think Trump is the first, second, or third coming of the Messiah, they keep nailing him to the cross, dragging him through the dirt like it was Drag Race With Ron Paul, and putting crowns of thorns from his head! And he keeps coming back from the dead each and every time, bigger and stronger than ever!

    He’s got tiger blood! Winning!

    They say The Meshiach will sit on a golden throne in the new Jerusalem and rule heaven on earth. Well who sits on a golden throne in New York, New Jersey, DC, Florida or anywhere else better than Trump! Oy vey iz mir ! Have you ever seen him sit on his golden throne? I have.

    That’s a sight you never forget. Never again. You’ll have to trust me on this. NOBODY touches his documents. I don’t care if you’re the FBI or dementia Joe.

    And now they got these bogus indictments. Just like the bogus impeachments and lawsuits and investigations and fake news hoaxes and special ed prosecutor’s and hearings and no lube and 14-3 and everything including the kitchen sink and he’s still the Teflon Don and just keeps winning.

    He made America great again, kept America great , saved us from the China Virus, an and now he’s coming back like Return of that Jedi to save America, Europe, Christendom, and even Russia, even though Russia is a total hoax. There is no Russia. And Israel! Don’t forget Israel! Never forget!

    Nobody saves Israel like Trump. Not even Bibi.

  89. This thread reached 88 comments and keeps getting better and better. The 88th, by Pasha Cohen, was the best yet. 14/88! Respect!

  90. #14 by Az diaper was also very good . It just please change me. Short and sweet, just like azz. Much respect!

  91. Big big Big Gay Biden supporter here. A Jew. God blessed Jews. I vote blue, and you should too. In the real world, it is true. And in this here contest too. It’s true, it’s true, I vote Yerr Blue, though the disclaimer truly blew.

  92. I think, I think, I think, my pussyhat is voting pink. There is no pink? Well have a drink! I’ll think pink, put two in the stink, my other two, into the pink. That’s a nice move called the Spocker, like Leonard Nimoy, but much darker.

    I am from Boston, I guarantee I’ll show, take all your hoes and all your dough. It may be tonight, or perhaps tomorrow, but I’ll kill something pink I’ll borrow.

    It’s my prerogative, you see. Every little step – ecstasy and harmony. You’re not good enough to get away from me humping around, but when I’m in town I’ll hold you down. Candy, girl, was my world. It killed my girl. It killed our girl. And then the boi. It killed my boy. That all came down and killed my joy.

  100. I didn’t forget y’all. Been busy humping around but will be back in the pink here before long I promise!

  101. Hey y’all. I’ve been busy getting busy and knocking the boots like I said, but since it says above, today is the deadline for submissions in the song contest, and since I done promised y’all , and since I’m nothing if not a man of my word, I’ll go ahead and write the pink entry while I’m sitting here on my pink throne thinking about it.

    I’m sorry y’all, I’ll be doing this on the fly like I said, so it will not be up to my usual standards of excellence but it is what it is, and you’ll just have to take the best I can do under deadline pressures while I hide out from relatives in the throne room and squeeze it out before too many of my kinfolk knock on the door.

    Y’all have a blessed and merry Christmas and a wonderful Jew Year, fam. God bless and vote pink just as soon as I get done pushing and wipe!

  102. Ok y’all. I been in here long enough. A few of the younger relations mighta peed themselves but it’s ok,they know I gots to entertain the people, and sometimes my art requires sacrifices from others. It’s my prerogative! Besides everyone knows, when Mr. BOBBY BROWN needs the throne room, he needs the throne room.whether it’s to hump around, shoot some dope, nod out, squeeze something, hide out , show myself some loving, cry, whoop somebody, or whatever Bobby Brown needs to do, it’s more important than what anybody else needs to do, ok?

    So without further ado here is pink by me, Mr Bobby Brown Sr, vote pink, peons!

    What’s new pussyhat – based on what’s new pussycat by Tom Jones

    What’s New Pussyhat? Lyrics

    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah

    Pussycat, Pussycat
    I’ve got powder
    And 1.5 hours
    To spend with you
    So go and powder your cute little pussyhat nose!
    Pussyhat, Pussyhat
    You love me
    Like all hos!
    You and your pussyhat nose!
    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    Pussyhat, Pussyhat
    I’m so thrilling
    And you’re so willing
    To spread for me
    So go and make up your big little pussyhat lies!
    Pussyhat, Pussyhat
    You love me
    So do I
    You and your pussyhat lies!

    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    What’s new pussyhat? Woah, hoah
    Pussyhat, Pussyhat
    You’re delicious
    And if my wishes
    Could all come true
    I’ll soon be kissing your sweet little pussy….hat lips!
    Pussyhat, Pussyhat
    You love me
    So do I
    You and your pussyhat lips!
    You and your pussyhat lies!
    You and your pussyhat nose!

  104. I also see that I originally misidentified myself as my son, who is no longer with us. Now I’m sad. Gotta go get me something to hump it off my mind.

  105. I have seen no alternative proposals, so song contest submissions cut off today (I’m not finding time zone proposals, so let’s be liberal there) and the voting period is from the close of the submission period to the latest stroke of the new year anywhere in the world.

  106. The contestants at this time, all above:

    Red: Ballad of a Tin Man by Bobby Dillon
    Posted Dec 12 – 8:58 and 9:03 am

    Blue: Yerr Blue by Jon Lenin
    Posted Dec 12 – 11:03 am

    Black: Marry Mary by Mr. Black
    Posted Dec 12 – 8:03 pm

    White: I’m dreaming of a White nation by Pig Farmer
    Posted Dec 12 – 10:16 pm

    Gold: Me and Mrs. Jones by Pat Riot
    Posted Dec 12 – 10:35 pm

    Orange: Orange Coloured Guy by (or delivered by) Mary, Mother of Jesus Labrador, Baroness of Bedlam
    Posted Dec 13 – 12:17 a.m.

    Green: Twitter Is Over by TIO
    Posted Dec 13 – 8:36 pm

    Brown: Golden Showers by Vivek Ramashammy
    Posted Dec 14 – 9:36 am

    Gray: Oh I’m a good old Florida Man by Average Confused Retard
    Posted Dec 14 – 1:51 pm

    Clear: Christmas Without Jews by Mr. Clear
    Posted Dec 14 – 2:56 pm

    Pink: What’s New Pussyhat by Bobby Brown
    Posted Dec 25 at 5:01 pm

  107. I see those 11 entries and no others.

    As of this writing there’s a bit over 5 hours left to submit additional entries, according to my 24 time zone research.

  108. Contestant #12 for the 12 days of XMas:

    Purple

    When the whites go out
    by Socket (parody of when the boat comes in by skrewdriver)

    Taking crap from us, ‘cos white crackers suck
    We are the communist, big black commie bucks
    We will take your nations, and give them to the blacks
    You’ll take it more and more, and never get them back

    (Chorus)
    whitey, whitey, get on that boat
    Cracker, cracker, row
    Edomite, get out of here
    Caveman , caveman, go, go, go…

    We riot on your streets, we’re burning down your cities
    But the fools in government put money in our kitty
    Give us money, give us jobs, ignore the cuckold whites
    You will stand and watch your land be taken with no fight

    Cracker cracker out out! 4x

    We’ve got to love this land of yours, thanks for the Christmas gift
    You’re so quick to give it up, like your butt in jail, so swift
    And if you try to fight us, we all know you won’t
    And in the end, the white man wins? We all know you don’t

  111. Still trying to decide between Red and Green. I wish I could vote for both. It’s like trying to pick between my three favorite hos. I know Bobby can relate to that one!

  112. Red and gold are nice colors on a flag, not when they blend and make orange, especially with hair, I like hair, little girl, I have candy, you smell so good, like a freshly caught squirrel. Bidenomics! Applause. Walk off stage.

  115. I vote Black. All y’all blacks and wannabe blacks need to vote Black too. And admit it, all of you who ain’t Black want to be Black.

    Merry Christmas ho ho hos!!!

  116. I’m White, blessed, and proud. No part of me wants to be black. Merry Christmas, and don’t forget, the pure White Jesus is the reason for the season!

  118. Christmas is cancelled in Bethlehem, Palestine, so I’m voting clear.

  120. So do I, but not because I care one way or the other about Jews. I just really loved all the explicit hard drug references, including the shout out to my client.

  124. I thought I already voted, but if not , I vote White, and encourage all Whites and pro White non Whites to vote White.

  125. White is a good candidate, but clear is even better. I clearly vote clear, and I hope that’s clear to everyone here.

  127. It’s hard to decide between white and clear. Jews are the bigger problem, especially for Russia, and behind the population replacement White addresses, so I’m going clear. Mainly because I’m an antifascist.

  129. Without objection, voting deadline stroke of new year in latest time zone, single round first past the post, no vote changing?

  132. Is it too late to object?

    Just kidding. I don’t actually want to object

  134. I’m very happy that there are no controversies over voting methods or entries. Honestly, I’m pleasantly surprised.

  138. I’m thinking probably white, clear, green, brown, maybe orange or brown. Not ready to vote yet but those are my top choices.

  139. Also not ready to vote. My thoughts so far:

    I like red for conscious absurdist approach, and for reference to a Mr. Jones.

    Blue is a bit too dark for me, and pretty much has to have a disclaimer or i’d be worried for the author. Lennon, was in fact in a very dark place when be wrote the first order parody, and may be writing it saved his life. But as several people noted, the overly long politically correct disclaimer screws it up, is hypocritical, etc. Silver lining: references Mr Jones also, which was the original point of the contest but got overlooked along the way.

    Black: kinda funny, but little different than RUN DMC version. Compare the low level of originality with the far greater degree of difference between Monkees and RUN DMC versions. Low, vulgar humor. Minor points for a few references to earlier discussion above it.

    White: way too angry. Very little originality. No references to anything above it, except as an obvious knee jerk reaction to black.

    Gold: other than sinful lurid prurient straight male lesbian-perving, very little originality or redeeming value other than points for “Mrs Jones”.

    Orange: least favorite so far in chronological order, although I like Mary. If she wrote it, it was lazy. I can tell she’s easily capable of better. If she was indeed just a courier, I wish she had put in some effort and submitted something original. It’s too late for the contest, but I’d love to see what she would come up with given some decent level of effort. That’s not to make claims on her time, but it lacks originality, thread reference etc.

    Green: nice level of originality and creativity, but no thread reference and outside the original scope. I’m guessing the author skimmed the prior comments above it at best.

    Brown: I chuckled, but it has all the problems of Green (and most of the problems with the others), and probably too short to be very original. I don’t readily recognize the original or proximate source, so can’t say with absolute certainty.

    Gray : outside original scope. Some effort, but could use more. Too many unaltered lyrics that could have used a twist. Few thread references. Not the worst, but definitely not the best. Half hearted effort. If resubmission were allowed and the author was willing, I’d ask for one.

    Clear: Trash. Sorry, not sorry . Outside the original scope. Minor points for originality. Few thread references. Hamas symp, distasteful junk at a particularly bad time. I’m not politically correct, Jewish, “Jew wise,” antisemitic, pro Israel or pro Arab, but this openly genocidal crap is beyond the pale, and if there was any irony in it, I missed it and apologies, but no way I would vote for something like that, least of all this year.

    Pink: the real Bobby Brown could do better in his sleep, never mind 3 whole hours sitting on the toilet. Lots of build up and barely a mouse turd. What is this crap? Barely a chuckle and the only tangential point is that it’s off something by Tom Jones (the musician, not the AZhole troll moron).

    Purple: are you kidding me? Zero redeeming value. Ok, I guess half a point for taking an idea that Mary mentioned as a bad idea she didn’t run with , and running with it anyway. She discarded it wisely, but I’m sure if she hadn’t , she’d have done better without trying.

    So, based on all that, red is my current favorite, but again not ready to vote yet.

    If anyone has time and inclination I’d be interested in a similar analysis regardless of whether you already voted or not, and regardless of whether you are ready to vote.

  140. I don’t have anything to add to Birds analysis, but I read it ( did not skim ) and agree, other than having already voted and standing by my vote. So I guess all I have to add is, what Birds said, but more assuredly.

    I don’t think I’ll change my mind and can’t my vote even if I dis, but I’m still interested if anyone has anything that would change my mind about any part of the analysis. I guess I’ll add that I’m way more lefty and “politically correct” than Birds.

  142. Birds and Kneel convinced me. I’m going red. Green would still be runner up. But close only counts in horse shoes.

  143. White, clear, Brown, green, orange: realistic, reality, in line with my bruralist realist views. White nations, nojoo, p on hos, fr33sp33c4, Trump ftw.

    If red makes sense it’s only if you’re mentally schizo or on drugs. Kill that noise.

    Blue is just suicidal depression. Boring. Snap out of it and do something useful, or go ahead and do it. Whatever. Just don’t bore me into feeling like joining you by whining about it, ironically or not. Nobody cares. You don’t matter. Make yourself useful or get out of the way, but stop whining , make a decision and carry it out .

    Gold is just lesbo porn. Could be hot but I haven’t seen you with clothes on so do I want to see you with clothes off? Idk but either way it’s just words. If it was my girl and I was invited. Well first up they would both get punished for being cheaters. Then the other dude would find out. Then we’d see. Otherwise it’s just porn. Video or it didn’t happen. Send clothes on pics first or I’m not sure I would want to open the video.

    Black is realistic too, but too jive for me. What color is this Mary? If there’s any miscegenation, count me way out. If it’s just Blacks being and acting black? Handle your business, its none of mine. Ima saying this nicely but read between the lines.

    Gray : not reality. Fades in and out of j6 and war between states. Doesn’t know what century it’s in. I’m not getting in any hunting truck with you drunk, stoned redneck boys. Guns, back roads, and pickups are great, but mix them with enough booze , dope and stupid to not know if you’re in the 1860s or 2020s and it’s a recipe for Darwin awards. No way no how I’m taking that ride with a Florida Man.

    Pink: more N jive. Plus pussyhats don’t deserve F much less lip service. Put the bull sausage where the sun don’t shine if you gotta go there and keep it on the low. Or just let those bitter broads give each other lip service. Whatever, I don’t want to hear about it or think about it, especially if you’re race mixing, which you probably are. I mean there’s not a lot of pussyhats who aren’t white. Self hating white but white nevertheless.

    Purple : yuck. This could be realistic, but I sure hope not, otherwise what point would there be to anything? I guess it could work as reverse psychology, but it doesn’t work for me. Worst possible future . Let’s hope it’s not real. Maybe it motivates someone to fight back, but I’m already motivated and it could just as easily demotivate. Could be enemy bragging, in which case, keep talking and we’ll see what really happens.

    I don’t have much to say about the ones I like. They speak better for themselves than I can on their behalf. I don’t yet have favorites between them.

  144. Green is both realistic and clean. The rest are nasty, filthy, dirty and gross, or just plain weird, depressing or whatever. What more can I say? Keep the sex , drug and other x rated stuff suggested not explicit.

  146. P green
    Santa Claus red
    Robert F. Dillinger red (2)
    Robert F. Z. Bollinger red (3)
    Kneel Old red (4)
    Jelly B Afro green (2)
    General Zod clear
    Pig Farmer white
    Bobby Brown pink
    Mary,
    Nikki 666 brown
    Edward Stock blue
    Generation Z clear (2)
    White Men Can Trump white (2)
    Hunter’s Dopeman clear (3)
    Mr. Clear clear (4)
    Alien invaders… Clear (5)
    Mr. Black black
    Average Confused Retard gray
    Trump 2024 orange
    Mary green (3)

    did I miss any votes?

  147. If not,summary:

    Clear is the clear winner with 5 votes
    Red 4 votes
    Green 3 votes
    White 2 votes
    Pink, brown, blue, gray, black, orange – 1 each

    Zero votes, unless I missed any :
    Purple , gold

  148. Thanks for helping with the vote count Joe. That’s all the votes I see as well.

  151. I think the first one got sidetracked. The theme was supposed to be “Mr. Jones.” The winning entry didn’t have anything to do with that.

  156. I’m thinking maybe a newer one?

    Bummer gold got no votes. I forgot during the vote period.

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