1. Now that’s the dopest party name I ever did hear.

2. Did you mean dopiest? Are you ok?

3. TAKE DOPE IN FROZE AK LAND — SEE AURORA ???

4. https://www.yahoo.com/news/fec-makes-easier-candidates-campaign-191752219.html

   FEC makes it easier for candidates to use campaign dollars to pay themselves

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   INCUMBENT GERRYMANDER HACKS TO RESPOND ???

5. Porcus, nephew, I’m fine. Thank you for asking. And for pointing out my unthinking adoption of groid lexicon. Avoid the groid is generally speaking good advice.

   Nevertheless, I’ll continue to stand firm in admiration of the Aurora Borealis. This is one case where I do care how they do it up north, even if they are leftists who nominated a buffoonish baboon.

6. You are most welcome, Uncle, and I’m glad you’re OK. IN THE NAME OF JEEZUS, I implore you to extricate sinister leftist and culty Marxist influences from your mind, body, and soul. Remember, God is watching you. He’s keeping a list, and checking it twice. He’s going to know if you were naughty or nice. You don’t want to be on the naughty list on judgement day, do you?

7. Cornel may also pick up the Peace and Freedom Party in California.

8. My money is on the PSL candidate in that one. Or WWP. I forget now which of the tiny marxoid cults routinely wins their P line lately.

9. West has some interesting things on his platform that probably most Americans would like.

10. https://www.yahoo.com/news/rfk-jr-faces-steep-hurdles-170200392.html

    RFK Jr. faces steep hurdles and high costs to get on ballot in all 50 states

    SOME EARLY MAR 2024 DEADLINES

11. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/15/solar-flare-could-produce-auroras-northern-lights/71930255007/

    A WORD OMEN ???

    FRIED INTERNET ???

12. No, Porcus, most assuredly I absolutely do not. That’s one lump of coal no one should ever want to receive, and a ticket to a coal mine no one can ever leave.

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