1. No one cares.

2. Bring back Winger!

3. I think Winger died.

4. Why?

5. Maybe he’s sick or on a cruise or maybe it’s his husband.

6. I support Donald Trump!

7. Cato the Elder would be appalled!

8. I agree. Commie claptrap! For shame!

9. Cato the Younger would likewise be displeased.

10. Cato is doing great footwork for Democrats and democracy (two ways of saying the same thing). Regardless of their intentions, that is praiseworthy.

11. How can the 14th Amendment apportionment clause be enforced without knowing citizenship, age, and sex status of each person?

12. I’m Donald Trump, the one they’re talking about, if you talk crap about me you’ll get punched in the mouth.

    If you disrespect me, forget about it, forget it. Best case for you is you’ll survive to regret it.

    I’m the Boss of all Bosses, King of all Kings. I bring the world hope, I’m why we have nice things.

    Last time I took human form, I got crucified. This time around, I won’t be so nice.

    If you keep denying Me, I’ll punish your behavior. Wouldn’t it be better for you to accept Me as Lord and Savior?

    If you know what’s good for you, get on your knees. Or am I gonna have to give you five of These???

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