Conservative Party Becomes Ballot-Qualified in Florida

On December 16, the Florida Secretary of State granted recognition to the Conservative Party. Its chair is Keith C. Westbrook of Gainesville.


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Conservative Party Becomes Ballot-Qualified in Florida — 18 Comments

  1. It is forbidden by the Bible, illegal in many nations and much riskier to your health. Did we not just go over this? And why are you asking?

  2. If a person is gay, then gay sex can bring joy, companionship, peace of mind, and provide the oomph to enable that gay person to be more productive and creative.

  3. We should follow the scientific view on homosexuality that Dr. Konstantin Monastyrsky explains at Gutsense.org https://www.gutsense.org/constipation/anal_sex.html

  4. Anal sex causes constipation for the exact same reasons that large stools cause it — the diameter of even a small erect penis is as large or larger than the maximum aperture of the anal canal. And if the penis is large and long, it also damages the rectum, which is quite small…

    And lubrication isn‘t much of a help, because it isn‘t just the friction that does the carnage, but the pressure inside the anal canal that affects anal sphincters, enlarges internal hemorrhoids, tears apart the delicate lining, and damages or desensitizes the super-sensitive nerve endings of the anal plexus.

    In turn, these factors cause pain during defecation and result in an incomplete emptying of the bowels. This, in turn, enlarges stools even more, and causes even more pain, and often bleeding. From this point on, these problems turn into a pain in the ‘ass,’ literally…

    There is really no good way to address this situation except to abstain from anal sex. However, if constipation is already your main concern, please visit this page to address this complication.

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    What should you do and what can you do to remedy anorectal damage caused by anal sex?

    Well, first consider switching to a less destructive form of sexual intercourse. If you still prefer it that way, at least find a partner with as small a penis as possible, though it isn‘t going to help much, because in this situation even a large finger will eventually cause damage;

    Obviously, you can always have plastic surgery done to remove scar tissue and enlarged hemorrhoidal pads. But the surgery isn‘t going to solve the problem with constipation, because mending the anus with a lancet usually kills anorectal sensitivity altogether, so you no longer experience the urge to move your bowels naturally. Even worse, you may lose your ability to control your anal sphincters and end up wearing diapers for the rest of your life!

    To learn how to make stools small, soft, and regular, and to enjoy reasonable health and quality of life regardless of your adventuresome sex life, start reading from here: No Downsize, Just Upside-down.

    If you can‘t say ‘no’ to your partner forcefully enough, just show him the video above and these illustrations: The final frontier between you and the toilet bowl.

    If he still insists on having anal sex, measure up his implement, get a cucumber or carrot of a similar size and shape, put a condom on, and ask him to take it first. Maybe that will reduce his eagerness to cause you similar harm.

  5. Dr. Monastyrsky tak tochno (is exactly correct) in addition to what Holy Bible and laws of many nations such as Belarus and Mother Russia dictate. Very strict punishment in penal colony for violating Biblical and National law. If you have sex in there at all it will not be your choice.

  6. I was assuming the gender of Maxim, Dr. Konstantin Monastyrsky, Dr. Van Nostrand, MD, Darryl, and Foolish Trump Supporter, and Bob, all of whom are likely the same person.

  7. Those are all male names, and I am none of those others. I’m male, super straight, identify as a Patriarchal Theocrat (He/Him/Sir), and don’t fear homosexuals any more than I fear, say, self-cutters or people who have their own healthy limbs amputated out of some weird mental problems.

  8. I was not suggesting fear. I was suggesting something more along the lines of how southern whites feel about relationships with blacks. Publicly they express disgust over interracial relationships. Privately it is a major fetish for them.

  9. That is a stereotype projection by Yankee leftists and the hook nose Marxist propaganda machine. In reality it is the leftists who have such gross fetishes. My fetishes all involve sexually dominating my submissive wife. I do enjoy beating inferior men, but not in a sexual way.

  10. The best definition of what a conservative is = “I am not a liberal because I watch Fox News.”

  11. Tomas, that would be a kosher conservative. A real conservative would be much further to the right than Fox News is.

  12. Trump would have been great as Speaker and still can be if McCarthy is ousted through the new lower threshold.

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