Chris Christie Will Not Seek the No Labels Presidential Nomination

On March 27, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said he will not seek the No Labels presidential nomination.


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Chris Christie Will Not Seek the No Labels Presidential Nomination — 30 Comments

  1. Two dead people on a ticket is too much. I’m ok with a dead guy at the top of the ticket, as long as the VP candidate is alive. If we run two dead people, maybe I’m just not retarded enough for the retard party. At 69, my IQ is kind of half retard anyway, but I identify as a retard and all my friendses and girls I whoop whoop with are all the way retards, and my family is ultra retarded.

  2. I just didn’t think my much older stepbrother Tom should ask me for an “el BJ.” LBJ was president, and I had just learned what a BJ was, but had never seen or touched an adult’s penis, which legally Tom was. He’s been behaving, so far, since the latest restraining order.

  3. @Ike,

    “Bridge”t Anne Kelly was implicated in the Bridgegate scandal, where supposedly in retribution for a mayor crossing governor Chris (Big Chris) Christie she arranged for a traffic jam to be inflicted on the city of Fort Lee.

  4. You will not get laid in Texas no matter how hard you try. No woman would even touch you.

  5. Kennedy is pretty much the opposite of the No Labels ideal candidate on issues. Why do people keep not understanding that here?

  6. Bridget Anne Kelly was pretty hot in high school. She would do anything for a crack rock. Like most of the Immaculate Heart girls. I dealt to a bunch of them. They used to come over the GWB to my neighborhood. I graduated one year earlier than she did even though I’m only a couple months older.

  7. She’s not notable enough to be the no lube candidate, even if she does do no lube buttsecks.

  8. @AZ,

    Texas requires write-in candidates to provide a full slate of electors (40) as well as a VP candidate.

  9. ANY —

    ***JOHN/MARY NO LABELS*** OUT THERE AS CANDIDATES ???

    — RELATIVES OF JOHN/MARY DOE ???

  10. Some people clearly don’t understand the real nature of the No Lube (non)Party. They are not a blank slate by any means. They have a clear ideology, which they and some fake news establishment media consider centrist, but not what a lot of people consider centrist. It appeals to elites much more than to average voters.

  11. I mean, I wish I was Donald Trump and I wish he would anally penetrate me.

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